1. Bros wearing basketball jerseys, Coachella 2013.

     

  2. "Maybe that isn’t a disastrous contract, but when you throw in the real estate (no. 6), the wasted money (not overwhelming, but still), the stench of bad luck/bad management (not only did the Wiz land the only no. 1 overall pick from 2008 through 2011 that wasn’t Derrick Rose, Blake Griffin or Kyrie Irving, they ended up with zilch from the 2009 and 2011 drafts despite landing the fifth and sixth picks), and the constant game-after-game reminder that you totally screwed up … it’s more than a little atrocious."
     

  3. "You can’t speed chemistry up. I think the more practice, the more you get familiar with each other. There’s no hit the fast forward button here. You’ve got Comcast. Some shows you can’t fast forward through. You’ve just got to let it go through and watch the silly ass commercials and be pissed, right? This is what this is. Did I just take a shot at Comcast? Fuck it, I did it. So what? I’m a DirecTV guy anyway. This is what this is. I’m not helping myself, am I? Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Who cares? Anyway, that’s what this is. We totally messed that up, right? Goddamned, we just totally messed that up. But this is one of those things where it just takes its course and you can’t speed anything up."
    — Kevin Garnett, everyone! At least he didn’t make any uzi references.
     

  4. "I accept my Brian Scalabrine role. I’m cool with it."
    — Rasheed Wallace, everyone!
     

  5. "The one thing that bothers me the most is guys taking big pay cuts for a year to go down there and try to win a championship. There’s a lot of guys that like to ride the coattails of the best, and they’ll take a pay cut just to have an opportunity to win that ring."
    — Larry Bird, talking about the Miami Heat just before free agency started. A quote that perfectly describes Ray Allen, who left Boston for Miami because he apparently couldn’t deal with Rondo becoming better than he was and a myriad of other petty reasons. Ray asked the Celtics for 3 years and $27 million but went to the heat for 1/3rd that price.
     

  6. "After I drafted Darko, from that point on, the amount of background we do on every single player that you see us draft is ridiculous. We do as much or more background than any other team in the NBA because of that. The background on (Milicic) was about 20 percent of what we do now. I look back on it now and realize you didn’t know half of the stuff you needed to know."
    — 

    Darko Milicic mistake changed the way Joe Dumars and Pistons prepare for draft day

    NBD, he was only the #2 pick in one of the most loaded drafts in NBA history. Why would you want to do a thorough background check on him, right?

    Too bad Joe D. didn’t figure this out before he wasted lottery picks on Mateen Cleaves and Rodney White.

     

  7. "I rode from the airport in a limo with Larry Bird, and that was such an honor. We talked about playing against the Pistons, different moves, all this stuff. He was just a great dude. Then, as we got out of the car and I was getting my bags, he goes, “Make sure you get your sleep, because tomorrow I’m gonna bust your ass, and you’re going to remember it the rest of the week.”"
    — 

    Chris Webber

    From GQ’s oral history of the Dream Team

     
  8. Doris Burke: “What holes are you guys exploiting in this defense?”

    Rajon Rondo: “Them complaining and crying to the referees in transition.”

    ZERO FUCKS GIVEN!

     
     

  9. With knowing eyes, Bird, McHale & Parish watch the Celtics hang on for their lives.

    GREAT read from Jackie MacMullen.

     

  10. "If I was in the same position, in the same rotation, I’m going to jump again and again and again,” Perkins told Yahoo! Sports. “I don’t care. A lot of people are afraid of humiliation or don’t know how to handle embarrassment or would even get embarrassed. I don’t care….That’s my job. How will my teammates look at me if next time I just back out the way and just let him dunk when I’m supposed to be defensive-minded, a shot-blocker? That would be a coward move on me. He’d just have to dunk on me again."